July 25, 2011
NHL, Player Features
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Evgeni Malkin is a Cyborg

Source: Hotice.ru

I’m just going to file this with my “Sidney Crosby Is A Robot Theory”.

Back in February when Malkin suffered a torn ACL/MCL against Buffalo, an injury that was slated with a 6 month recovery time, things looked bleak for the Pens. Reports were mixed when it comes to whether or not it’s normal for someone who has suffered this type of to be back on the ice 9 weeks after surgery but Malkin managed to do just that.

Now that it’s the off season, Geno didn’t want to leave Pittsburgh fans in the dark about his continued progress so he decided to post videos of his training schedule to show everyone that he is, in fact, not human at all.

http://video.penguins.nhl.com/videocenter/console?catid=912&id=121072

http://video.penguins.nhl.com/videocenter/console?catid=912&id=121160

http://video.penguins.nhl.com/videocenter/console?catid=912&id=121111

‘Twas but a flesh wound. Malkin should set to go come training camp and, with Crosby’s status still uncertain, there are big expectations on those shoulders. Good things Cyborgs feel no emotions.

Check out more photos of Geno training (and his bad ass scar) here: http://www.hotice.ru/events/articles/11320/

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